Not Your Average African-American

Okay, so out of nowhere I wanted some homemade french toast…for dinner, yes.  So I stick them in the toaster to warm them up after my grandma made them; y’know to heat them up a little.

After a while I go back to take them out. I hit the cancel button….One piece of toast comes up…the other one doesn’t!

It’s freaking stuck down there. And by the time I fished it out, I was totally aggravated and the piece of french toast was nothing but crumbs!!!

I was SOO mad!!! I had my mouth set on that french toast!!!

So instead I made a turkey sandwich and screamed: “Alright Mr. Toaster, lets see you eat this! You dumb bastard!!!”


A Day in the Life of a Strange African American Oreo…..